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What You'll Get
Unlike real spiders, spider veins are impervious to rolled-up magazines and rarely inspire beloved children’s novels. Squash pesky skin arachnids with today's Groupon: for $99, you get two sclerotherapy vein treatments at Progressive Wellness Medical Center (a $700 value).
At Progressive Wellness Medical Center, licensed nurse practitioners clarify skin riddled with spider veins using quick, nonsurgical solutions. A medical professional begins the sclerotherapy treatment by analyzing the spider veins with a special light to reveal cobwebs in corners of knees and feeder veins that must be eliminated for the most enduring results. Tiny injections irritate the spider veins and reboot the feeder network, closing unbecoming circulatory pathways with minimal discomfort. Patients typically breeze out of the office in 30–45 minutes, temporarily refraining from aerobic exercise and wearing compression stockings as they walk and resume normal activities. Some spider-vein patterns may not disappear completely, and, like the diplomatic expeditions of extraterrestrial ambassadors, multiple visits may be necessary to achieve desired outcomes.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Important patient disclosure Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Progressive Wellness Medical Center
With 35 years of experience, the medical staff at Progressive Wellness Center leads patients in reimagining their current state of health. Weight-loss programs centered around HCG help clients turn bulky bodies into slimmer, stronger silhouettes, and aesthetic injectables work to tighten slack skin or shoo spider veins from appendages. Alternatively, IV nutritional therapy invigorates the body's absorption of nutrients and the brain's absorption of the subtext in the last episode of Barney and Friends. To keep patients happy and relaxed before and after appointments, Progressive Wellness Medical Center maintains comfortable seating and a café area stocked with healthful shakes, as well as organic coffee and green tea.