What You'll Get
Sweden boasts an advanced society that has vastly enhanced American culture through cinnamon buns, massage techniques, and lingonberry Slurpees. Take advantage of these exotic gifts with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 90-minute Swedish massage at Relax, It’s Just Massage on Hobron Lane (a $70 value).
The licensed staff at Relax, It’s Just Massage can reduce tension-filled knots, alleviate stress, and decrease muscular pain through relaxing Swedish massages. Whether you’ve strained a muscle through contact sports or simply want to unwind, the experienced technicians will gently stroke and maneuver your muscles to improve the function of bodily hinges without the use of cooking spray. Let the massage therapist employ their fingertips to the superficial layers of the body in order to eradicate stress and rid the body of lodged grapefruits. After the dream-like 90-minute session is over, your body will slowly emerge from its trance rejuvenated, refreshed, and sprouting a smiley-face carnation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only 72hrs in advance. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.