Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's deal: for $100, you get a benefit photo shoot with renowned celebrity photographer Marc Hauser (a $1,200+ value). Redeem your Groupon at Fig Photo studio on Granville Avenue or Hauser's studio on Western Avenue. With this Groupon, 20% of the total proceeds will go to benefit Rock for Kids, a non-profit bringing music lessons to children in need.

Marc Hauser has captured the portraits of numerous celebrities during his illustrious career, including Michael Jordan, Woody Allen, Sophia Loren, Julia Roberts, Dennis Rodman, and recently Lollapalooza musicians. Although sessions with Hauser usually start around $1,200, this philanthropically-oriented Groupon covers up to five corporeal beings, whether they be children, adults, pets, or eldritch whisperers from the outer regions, all without dishing out the kind of dough with which celebrities bake. There is an additional charge per extra person, pet, or cardboard standup of Yoda. Following the shoot, you will receive one high-quality, 8"x10" fine art print of the portrait to hang on the wall, spam message boards on the internet, or staple over the actual face represented in the picture. Extra prints will be available for purchase.

Starting Monday, August 23, call ahead to schedule your appointment.

Reviews

Marc Hauser was featured by the Chicago Reader as well as fig media and musician Jessica Rae's blog:

• From child prodigy to legend, Marc Hauser, a Chicago photographer, made his name by staying open to opportunity and working available resources on the job. To Marc, his philosophy is about making great art from nothing. – fig media
• It was some years ago, and photographer Marc Hauser had 15 minutes with Woody Allen to shoot a cover for a Canadian magazine. Hauser brought along his partner, and his courage. – Grant Pick, Reader