Central Valley Laser Center

Folsom Road

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Certified technicians perform noninvasive laser body contouring to help lessen appearance of cellulite, fat & stretch marks

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Promotional value expires Jul 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Must be 18 or older. Services are non-transferable. Not valid for pregnant or nursing women, cancer patients, epileptics, or those with a pacemaker or implanted medical device. Valid only at listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Bathing-suit shopping is made more difficult by unwanted inches and the store policy that mandates a test swim in the dressing room’s kiddie pool. Gain swimsuit confidence with today's Groupon: for $139, you get two LipoLaser sessions at Central Valley Laser Center in Roseville (a $666 value).

Central Valley Laser Center's certified technicians—under the guidance of UC Davis-trained Dr. TJ Maroon—help reduce patients' fat stores as they deploy the noninvasive cold light of a Lapex BCS LipoLaser directly to the skin. Each 30- to 40-minute treatment unleashes the LipoLaser upon greedy fat cells in an attempt to trick them into releasing their grip on water, glycerol, free fatty acids, and amoebic Cracker Jack prizes, resulting in a diminishment of their size. During a standard waistline session, the LipoLaser can liquefy up to 40–60 grams of fat, which is then processed via the body's natural systems. Along with the loss of fat and circumferential inches, patients may enjoy additional results, including the diminished appearance of cellulite and stretch marks. Though two sessions can yield measurable results, a standard treatment protocol consists of three sessions per week across three weeks, much like the normal regimen for memorizing the Gettysburg Address in pig Latin.

Central Valley Laser Center

The laser technicians at Central Valley Laser Center help slenderize patients with the Lipo-Light laser. During the headlining treatment, patients don light- and heat-emitting pads on problem areas. The laser prompts the fat cells to release their contents for later removal through the lymphatic system—a process that can be expedited through light exercise or speed walking away from the center’s pet grizzly bear. In addition to contouring physiques, the treatment can help diminish the appearance of cellulite.

Customer Reviews

Looking forward to my next 11 appointments! Thank you for being professional and special thanks for everything being so clean.
Linda W. · May 4, 2012
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S L. · October 2, 2014
Friendly staff, flexible hours the Groupon will get you a good start but will have to spend a little more to reach your goals, but its worth it!
Rita E. · September 16, 2014

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