Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don’t finish a hard day’s work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with today’s Groupon from Ruby Slippers In-Home Care. Choose from the following options:

• For $35, you get two hours of house-cleaning services (a $70 value).
• For $69, you get four hours of house-cleaning services (a $140 value).
• For $99, you get six hours of house-cleaning services (a $210 value).
  
  

Cleaning sessions can be used over several visits in two-hour increments. Only the interior of windows will be cleaned, unless they tilt in and the exterior can be cleaned from the inside.

Ruby Slippers In-Home Care’s licensed and professional maids carry out dust-ups with dishevelment in a variety of customized services, working from an actual laundry list that includes hand washing dishes and changing linens. Tidy technicians can sweep, vacuum, and mop floors, or wipe the dust and cobwebs from furniture, fixtures, and collections of Cowboy Ronald Regan action figures. Practiced hands scrub down bathtubs, sinks, and toilets or grapple with grimy kitchen counters and appliances. On request, customers’ laundry gets a thorough washing up with homeowner-supplied detergent and fabric softener before clothes appear in their spotless incarnations neatly folded. Provided with keys left in a secure location, the scouring crew will commence to scouring, freeing homeowners up to run errands or direct seagull air traffic from their roofs. As part of this deal customers may add additional hours of cleaning at $20 per hour, with a minimum of one hour.