Like tortoise shells, hardcover books add color to dull subjects, preserve their contents for centuries, and appreciate in value when autographed by football players. Protect your precious thoughts with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a 20-page hardcover blog book from Blog2Print (a $24.95 value).

Blog2Print transfers your most treasured e-moments to a hardcover, colorful, printed book, giving you a concrete, flip-through incarnation of your words and photos on glossy paper. The simple assembly process allows online scribes to quickly upload posts and comments from Blogger, TypePad, or WordPress platforms, remove specific posts they don't want included, and then punch the book up with vibrant cover designs. The end result is a winsome hand or shelf ornament that is easy on the eyes and won't unexpectedly morph into a fleet of flying toasters when left idle. Extra pages cost $0.35 each; read more about pricing here.