What You'll Get
Without cars, people would be left unmoved, errands would be left unrun, and garages would flood houses with a barrage of lonely tears. Show your carport's companion how much you care with today's Groupon to Shyne Automotive Salon at Wash and Cuts. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get a hand wash and wax (up to a $55 value).
- For $40, you get a hand wash, wax, and interior shampoo (up to a $115 value).
The heralds of hygiene at Shyne Automotive Salon glamorize grubby go-machines with a full menu of detailed automobile salon services. Give a car a much-needed break from deflecting bugs and defying exterior-climate change by treating it to a sudsy soak followed by a gentle hand lave administered by the attentive team of grime-fighting gurus (a $45–$55 value depending on size). At the completion of the cleanse, staff members coat expunged exteriors in a glossy layer of wax, protecting its paint and giving it a sheen paralleled only by a fleet of vaseline-slathered disco balls. For cars concerned with the state of their inner beauty, the second option includes an intensive interior shampoo (a $60 value) that can complete the motorized makeover by removing mud, dirt, and other ego-shattering debris. Shyne Automotive is open until 6 p.m. on Mondays, and 7 p.m. Tuesday–Saturday.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. New clients only. Must use in 1 visit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Shyne Automotive Salon
From sparkling car tires to polished toenails, this full-service beauty salon and automotive detail spa provides head to toe—and tire to antennae—pampering. As human clients settle into a styling chair for a haircut, facial, or hair-coloring treatment, their four-wheeled friends can benefit from similar touchups in the automated car-wash tunnel outside. From there, autos move to the detail shop, where staffers wax and buff exterior finishes to a showroom-like sheen, while inside the salon, William the Shineologist gives shoes a similar treatment, so freshly pedicured feet can travel home in style. Eyelash extensions put the finishing touch on just-waxed faces, as new designer tires bestow similar finesse onto freshly waxed autos, ensuring both drivers and cars leave the facility with stunning full-body makeovers that could earn them a dual feature in Car and Driver's annual swimsuit issue.