Talented sculptors can make a man out of marble, a swan out of ice, and a functioning defibrillator out of cotton candy. Turn your face into a finely chiseled work of art with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a one-hour crystal-microdermabrasion facial treatment (a $90 value) and eyebrow wax (a $25 value), plus a 30-minute follow-up treatment (a $75 value), and an eyebrow-cleanup session (a $15 value) at Skin Rejuvenation Clinique (a $205 total value). Choose to redeem your Groupon at one of the following locations:
- 4901 Broadway Street, Suite 150 in Alamo Heights.
- 1205 N Loop 1604 West, Suite 225 in Stone Oak.
Skin Rejuvenation owner Tina Zillmann leads a team of licensed experts as they pamper skin and accentuate the youthful beauty that lies dormant between vestigial organs. During the one-hour crystal-microdermabrasion facial treatment, adroit epidermal wizards transform insipid complexions into radiant smile machines, forcibly evicting dead skin cells with added assistance from a pore-purifying chemical peel. Nimble wax wielders also treat newly glowing visages to an elegant restructuring of their ocular awnings as they deforest unruly follicular foliage. A 30-minute microderm follow-up treatment ensures that emotion expressers remain as smooth as a porpoise wearing a fedora, and a brow-cleanup session prevents shapely, separated forehead arches from rekindling their meet-in-the-middle trysts.