What You'll Get
Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $20 worth of delivery or carryout pizza and drinks from Smack Daddy Pizza in Longmont.
Smack Daddy Pizza serves a tongue-tantalizing menu of doughy discs slathered with sauce, strewn with fresh toppings, and baked to bubbly golden brown. Customers can chew on crusts in a quartet of sizes, selecting from 12-inch ($9+), 14-inch ($11.50+), 16-inch ($13.50+), and the 20-inch ($16+) box buster, sized to feed a large group or one lonely grizzly bear. Chow down on specialty sliceables, such as the Granddaddy ($19.50 for 14-inch) stacked with pepperoni, sausage, black olives, mushrooms, onion, and green peppers. Craftily create your own pie with toppings ($1.50+ per topping) such as canadian bacon to sate meaty appetites, sun-dried tomatoes to add color, and garlic to repel all but your one true love. Nonpizza-lovers can silence belly rumbles with selections such as a meatball sub sandwich ($6), caesar salad ($5), or cinnamon-sugar twists ($5).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per order. Limit 1 per visit. Carryout and delivery only. Delivery fee not included. Value may be used towards delivery fee. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.