$185 for Three Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at Socle Medical Spa (Up to $1,100 Value)


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In a Nutshell

  • Board-certified doctor on-site
  • Many body areas available
  • Friendly staff
  • Calm, relaxing atmosphere

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Sep 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, all treatments must be used on same area. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—although extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $185, you get three laser hair-removal treatments (up to an $1,100 value, on average) at Socle Medical Spa, located on Smithview Drive in Maryville.

Socle Medical Spa's board-certified Dr. Kurt Datz is on-site to supervise his well-trained staff as it laser-blasts unloved body bristles in a tranquil, open spa atmosphere. Customers can choose to induce follicle forfeit from a plethora of areas, including the upper lip, chin, underarms, bikini area, back, chest, legs, arms, and brows. The laser light will then emit a gentle, yet stern ray that penetrates skin with a members-only card and a secret handshake, vaporizing skin weeds at their roots and exiling unwanted follicles to a small, hair-covered island off the coast of Cyprus. The treatment is fast and easy, and the negligible level of discomfort has been described as comparable to a loving pinch from a nearsighted aunt that smells like beige.

The amount of treatments needed to achieve permanently smooth dolphin dermis varies but tends to be about six treatments. As such, today's Groupon has a purchasing limit of two. Socle Medical Spa's relaxing ambience allows each errant hair to make a quiet exit without the messy emotions of a formal goodbye. Call to schedule an appointment.

Socle Medical Spa

Under the guidance of a board-certified physician, the staff at Socle Medical Spa banishes a multitude of aesthetic imperfections. Media Star 810 laser technology banishes body hair from the skin, leaving limbs smooth and unhindered by forests of long-forgotten curlers. Meanwhile, a slate of IPL photofacials, microdermabrasions, and chemical peels anoint faces to help grant a radiant skin tone free from blemishes and discoloration.

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