What You'll Get
Funny putty is the perfect substance for quickly copying newspaper clippings and birth certificates, but the stuff is miserable on faces and pets. Today's Groupon captures the essence of living humans through an hour-long photo session and prints with Stacey Callaway Photography for $69. Conduct a shoot within Stacey's Oak Lawn Avenue studio or choose a location within the DFW Metroplex area for experienced camera wielding and your choice of an 11X14 wall portrait and a web-sized digital image ($285 value) or an 8X10 and two 5X7's along with three web-sized digitals ($335 value) perfect for spicing up your Suburban Wilderness blog.
While Ms. Callaway didn't invent the camera, that doesn't mean she won't someday in a parallel universe wherein cameras have yet to be invented. Put her nurturing directorial skills and time-freezing talents to the test by having her coax natural smiles out of your newborn, soon-to-be mom, high-school senior, middle-school pets, or family of up to five people. You can also use your session to commemorate the joys of marital engagement or the promising promise of potential in a post-graduation smile. Besides capturing your soul in an easily portable format, photographic portraiture is a terrific way to reveal your best side in a controlled scenario and ensure that you'll have at least one photo of yourself that highlights both your left and right eyes while downplaying your horns.
Whatever photo package you choose, you're given the freedom to choose multiple images and will receive 25% off any additional portrait orders you'd like to make. Bring your new home office to professional life with the dominant glow of your slick countenance peering out to intimidate strangers from steeling your paperweights.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. In-studio or on location within the metroplex/DFW area. Minimal retouching. May use multiple images within package. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.