Studies show that the taste of melting chocolate raises brain activity and heart rates more intensely than passionate kissing, outrunning the bulls in Pamplona, or attempting both at once. Give yourself a jolt with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of chocolate, desserts, baking products, and more from the online store at Stacey’s Dove Chocolate Discoveries.

Along with Dove chocolates of all kinds, Stacey Wenklert delivers an awe-inspiring assortment of desserts, candies, beverages, baking goods, and exclusive products directly to your door. Chocolate chipotle-spiced nut clusters are easily shared during Chocoholics Anonymous meetings ($25), but hide the sea-salted caramels in a location unknown to spouses, children, or nosy poltergeists ($35). Artisan marshmallows raise s’mores to gourmet status ($25) and also act as stylish hats for a round of homemade chocolate martinis ($20). The Sweet ‘N’ Smoky chocolate barbecue sauce, meanwhile, invalidates prior Supreme Court rulings forbidding the mingling of dessert with dinner ($12).

Stacey's also stocks all the implements and ingredients necessary for DIY decadence. Steal the crown from the bake-sale queen minus the palace intrigue and beheadings with the Truffle Fudge brownie mix, which packs an Ali-esque wallop with half a pound of premium dark chips ($14). More advanced practitioners of sweets-based sorcery can conjure cocoa creations out of half a pound of chef series milk or dark chocolate ($8), a three-pack of chocolate dippers ($15), and a recipe from Stacey's website.