In order to be certified organic, all produce must undergo a strict regimen of rituals, such as avoiding all synthetic chemicals and passing a standardized test with a #2 pencil chiseled out of their own twig. Taste the fruits of meticulous labor with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a medium box of organic produce delivered to your door from Tampa Bay Organics (a $38 value). To see the delivery area, click here.
Tampa Bay Organics fills fridges with a bevy of fresh organic produce, delivered straight to customers' doorsteps. Box contents change each week, with menus made up of locally-sourced fruits, vegetables, or a mix of the two, reinforcing food pyramids made top-heavy with diets of sugar-coated steaks. Customers receive an email the Friday before delivery with a list of incoming plant stuff, allowing them to make up to three substitutions before boxes ship out, swapping out ill-loved produce with toothsome alternates. Perfect for couples and smaller families, the medium boxes include enough produce to spicy up a week's worth of meals with wholesome fruits and veggies. The reusable and recyclable boxes should be left out for waste-minimizing pickup by Tampa Bay Produce or fashioned into cardboard suits to impress box-making moguls at job interviews.