What You'll Get
Astronaut cooks have made numerous attempts to wrangle hamburgers into space-ready meals, from dehydrated-pickle disks to vacuum-sealed burger bottles. Enjoy what our starry-eyed brethren never can with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of American fare at The Terrace Cafe in Kemah.
The Terrace Cafe's culinary craftspeople whip up delectable dishes that appear on a menu of contemporary American fare in an atmosphere geared toward the entire family. Plunge robust cutlery into the café's signature Tex-Mex pasta, thick with noodles buried beneath a hearty heap of homemade chili, zesty jalapeños, gooey cheese, and crunchy nacho chips (half order, $15.95). The double-meat, bacon-swiss burger ($10.95) quells carnivorous cravings, and the bacon-swiss-chicken melt ($11.95) reminds taste buds how much owners care for them. Feast on the Shrimp Artery Clogger ($13.95) to delight in Jacques Cousteau's greatest gift to humanity, deep-fried shrimp.
The Terrace Cafe employs a stringent no-cussing policy and has given the heave-ho to more than 300 dirty-mouthed diners. Parents can bring pooches and lounge on the expansive outdoor balcony while tykes busy themselves by playing board games or hustling city slickers in games of cutthroat billiards. Though The Terrace Cafe transforms into a full-service sports bar after 11 p.m., the kitchen remains serviceable, enabling late-night diners to counteract the hunger-instilling effects of the moon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Not valid for the purchase of alcohol. Dine-in only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.