Like amnesiac cat burglars and pet black holes, hungry stomachs can be hard to ignore and harder to satisfy. Appease incessant digestive systems with today's Groupon to The Tavern. Choose between two options:
- For $10, you get $20 worth of pub fare.
- For $20, you get $40 worth of pub fare.
Since The Tavern’s establishment in 1933, creative culinarians have updated the rustic Prohibition-era space with myriad of mouthwatering menu items served beneath the glow of 50 high-definition TVs. Fill in faces’ pillow marks with a concealing dollop of hollandaise from the new breakfast menu’s host of hollandaise dishes. The Italian Stallion boasts two poached eggs, fresh mozzarella, sliced tomato, and a toasted english muffin adorned with fresh basil and a balsamic reduction ($9.99). Diners celebrate the Golden State's 19th-century rush of prospecting surfers with the California burger, which combines a half pound of grass-fed beef with provolone, alfalfa sprouts, and avocado ($9.50). Errant fried eggs adopt classic disguises within the sourdough B.E.L.T., ducking into a bundle of bacon, crisp lettuce, tomato, and seasoned southwest mayo ($8).
The Tavern also regales guests with a number of weekly events, such as the Austin pub quiz every Wednesday night. Deal wielders can choose to use one Groupon for casual outings with a close-knit group of friends or yarn dolls, or they can purchase two for parties of eight or more to create sizable celebrations for coworkers, kickball leagues, or bands of doppelgangers from malfunctioning magic mirrors.