What You'll Get
The small intestine, which runs up to four times the size of the large intestine, is named in the same tradition as "Little John" and "Tiny Wilt Chamberlain." Detect vital variances with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a colon hydrotherapy session at Upstate Colon Care Center in Anderson (a $50 value).
With a soft stream of warm filtered water, Upstate Colon Care Center's hydrotherapists extract pernicious impurities and dissolve ossified fecal matter. During the 45-minute procedure, an FDA-approved, pencil-size speculum distributes the filter-like particles of a melted snowman around the viscera to sequester unstirred sediment. Upon bestowing bowels with a sprucing rinse, the liquid is flushed, taking with it potential toxins such as candida, mucus, and any misplaced handcuff keys. Freshly inundated insides lead to many benefits, including weight loss and a diminished risk of autointoxication caused by built-up dross.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.