Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a body scuplting package with LipoLaser treatment and an Electro-Slim body-contouring treatment for one area at Valhalla Med Spa (a $575 value).
Valhalla Med Spa's torso tuners employ advanced cosmetic-laser systems to persuade physiques into more-chiseled forms. The LipoLaser system's FDA-approved technology targets fat cells with a focused laser beam, creating micro-pores that spill fatty content back into the body's natural drainage system, from which it can depart to plump up insufficiently cuddly pandas. The one-hour session kick-starts a process that can erase 3–9 inches with repeated treatment—the clinic recommends a series of 12 sessions—and is virtually painless, though some customers may feel slight discomfort.
After the laser slimming session, clients can tone their favorite muscles in a 30-minute Electro-Slim treatment, designed to fortify abs and other areas without strenuous exercises or uncomfortable bricks and mortar. Electro-Slim treatments saturate specific muscle groups with carefully calibrated electric pulses to produce rhythmic, powerful contractions, simultaneously strengthening the tissue and burning surrounding fat while body sitters lie back in a private treatment room, relaxing to the sounds of soft music and lullabies to coax fat cells into long-term dormancy.