What You'll Get
Despite lacking any sort of biological function, legs still exist primarily to keep lonely dogs company and ensure that the pants industry stays solvent. Keep your superfluous limbs looking their best with today’s Groupon: for $240, you get two Asclera vein treatments at Vivande Med Spa (a $600 value).
Run by licensed nurse-practitioner Lynne Brownell, Vivande blends professional medical treatments with opulent day-spa services. Lynne and her team erase the obscene purple graffiti of unwanted spider veins from luscious legs using Asclera, a non-surgical European procedure acclaimed for its speed, effectiveness, and gentleness. During the course of 30–60 minutes, Vivande injects the Asclera formula into your most prominent blood byways using super-small, barely felt needles—causing the garish veins to shrink and ultimately vanish like a bashful sandworm beneath the surface of a dermal desert. A few treatments and spa-goers exit Vivande rocking a set of flawless stems in time for a summer of swimsuits, sundresses, Daisy Dukes, and commuting to work via can-can kickline.
Vivande performs all its Asclera treatments amid the serene confines of its softly lit spa. The spa's private treatment rooms are decorated in Old World Italian style, where peacock feathers plume from vases and dreamy Italian guys declare their love as they circle you on Vespas. Smooth, tranquil tunes keep time to the flicker of aromatic candles as you dream of owning legs that don't produce their own subcutaneous fishnet stockings.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.