What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—though extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $150, you get three laser hair-removal treatments from Vivande Med Spa, located in Northeast Fresno (up to a $525 value).
Helmed by an experienced staff, Vivande Med Spa fuses relaxing, Old World day-spa décor with a professional medical milieu. Dedicated nurse-practitioner Lynne Brownell has more than 30 years of clinical experience in Central California, and her spa's Energist Ultra VPL, an FDA-approved laser removal system, has proven effective in eradicating superfluous fuzz and intimidating werewolf secret agents. In each of three sessions, a light heats the melanin of the unwanted hair, destroying each ill-favored follicle and preventing future growth. Target weedy bristles sprouting from the underarms ($100), bikini line ($175), chin ($75), upper lip ($75), back of neck ($75), brow ($75), ears ($75), or cheeks ($100) of your corpus garden. Your three treatments will send you well on your way to hairless harmony, but results can vary depending on skin and hair type. The friendly licensed specialists at Vivande will be happy to consult with you on how many treatments it will take to achieve desired results.
Vivande Med Spa sports a welcoming, unhurried atmosphere to balance its professional manner. With calming music, pleasant lighting, soothing waters, and aromatic candles, its interior is inspired by the elegance and aesthetic warriors of Old World Italy.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Valid only for underarms, bikini line, chin, upper lip, back of neck, brow, ears, and cheeks. Not valid with other offers. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.