Unlike painted portraits, photographs are instant, realistic, and free from distractions such as moving eyes or the soul of Dick Clark growing older. Get the picture with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a 45-minute on-location portrait session, one 8" x 10", and two 5" x 7" prints from Wendy Larsen Photography (a $280 value). Specializing in on-location portraiture, Wendy Larsen brings over a decade of international experience to her photo shoots, helping subjects preserve visual memories and win play-by-mail staring contests. During consultations, Larsen picks the brains of her subjects to determine the ideal settings and locations for the 45-minute snapshot session. Celebrate athletic conquests with sideline shots, bring life to engagements with a seaside couple's portrait, or commemorate the Troll King's defeat with a caveside photo shoot. Groupon holders walk away with three portrait shots (you can choose different images for the two print sizes), suitable for framing and excessive high-fives, plus 25% off any additional prints. Check out all the frequently asked questions here.

A $25 retrieval fee will be applied if pictures are ordered more than four weeks after they are posted online.