Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to Whole Health Medical Center in Alexandria. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a 60-minute organic, therapeutic body, face, and scalp massage (a $120 value).
• For $79, you get a 60-minute acupuncture treatment with massage (a $175 value).
  
  

Groupon clients will also receive a $10 gift certificate toward the purchase of organic health and beauty products at WholeHealthLiving.org.

The educated and diverse staff at Whole Health Medical Center strengthens bodies through a commitment to traditional Chinese medicine and natural, herbal healing. Using proprietary essential oils made from naturally growing ingredients, therapists envelop the body, face, and scalp in one hour of aromatic massage. Sneaking into the body through the olfactory system, essential oils give an organic bear hug to the nervous system and help to improve mood and increase energy levels and relaxation. Clients can select from plant-based blends of jasmine, rosemary, or ginger.

Whole Health Medical Center also pinpoints the source of stress with introductory acupuncture services. Licensed professionals conduct an initial consultation, then politely prick key trigger points in the body to provide digestive, respiratory, neurological, and muscular relief. WHMC also offers needle-less acupuncture therapy in the form of the Electro Therapeutic Point Stimulation (ETPS) system. Both acupuncture sessions conclude with a massage designed to let stress fly away like a pelican perched on a biplane’s wing.