More people than ever are living a sedentary lifestyle: waking up in their racecar beds, driving to work in their racecars, sitting for eight hours in the passenger seats of experimental racecars as men in lab coats slam them into concrete walls, and then driving home again. Shape up without moving a muscle with today’s Groupon to The Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates. Choose from the following options:
- For $185, you get two VelaShape II treatments (a $550 value).
- For $370, you get four VelaShape II treatments (a $1,250 value).
- For $550, you get six VelaShape II treatments (a $1,950 value).
The Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates’ certified medical staff helps to contour and smooth physiques with FDA-approved VelaShape II treatments, which can reduce the circumference of thighs, abdomens, love handles, or the area above the knees. The VelaShape apparatus combines bipolar radio frequencies, infrared light energy, and vacuum pressure to slim down soul cages––bolstering cell metabolism, subtracting inches, and gently ironing out dimples on cellulite-prone areas. Beauty-boosting results generally appear after four treatments that require no downtime, allowing sleekified figures to immediately enlist in Froot Loops hula-hoop contests.
Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates
Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates' certified medical staff helps to contour and fine-tune physiques through comprehensive health care. Since opening in 2004, the center has tightened and toned bodies through cellulite-reducing Endermologie and VelaShape II treatments approved by the FDA. The center also helps to relieve chronic pain by realigning clients' energy with acupuncture or correcting posture with chiropractic care that follows the Lordex system. Developed after 15 years of research, the Lordex system targets lumbar muscles by placing the spinal joint in traction and gently decompressing nerves and disks in the lower back, allowing an increase of circulation to the aching areas and back tattoos.
6769 Lake Woodlands Drive
The Woodlands, Texas 77382