Scrambling eggs simultaneously destroys and creates, similar to crafting a mosaic from old tiles or ending a relationship by painting a hurtful haiku atop the town's water tower. Partake in paradoxical production with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of sandwiches, steaks, breakfast bites, and other American fare at Zen's Cafe in Surprise.
Zen's Cafe slings a varied menu of fresh, tasty eats to sate appetites of all sizes within a casual neighborhood setting. Dinner and lunch grazers can lavish taste buds with Linda's veggie pasta garnished with an array of garden dwellers desperately trying to dance beneath a hoedown-hindering deluge of marinara ($11.09) or the lightly breaded shrimp in a french-fry-festooned basket ($10.09). Don & Sue's 10-ounce New York strip ($13.09) satisfies beef-centric noshers and bunnies who are unaware of the food chain with char-grilled succulence.
Meanwhile, breakfast diners can defeat dawn doldrums with Kevin's scramble sporting rib-eye steak on a fluffy pillow of scrambled eggs ($9.09) or Crystal's Tug Boat, which totes a barge of crab meat, scrambled eggs, vegetables, red-pepper-cheese sauce, and misplaced peg legs ($8.49).