A person's home is their castle, although the condo association still frowns on miniature moats full of crocodiles. Keep the battlements of your keep clear of clutter sieges with today’s deal: for $35, you get three hours of professional room organization (a $105 value) from Noa Noa Design Solutions.
Noa Noa Design Solutions is owned and operated by Noa Simmons, an interior-design and organization specialist. Her childhood in Israel and years of living in different places all over the world have inspired her creativity and help her to understand how varied and personal people's tastes in organization are. To help clients turn their ideal standard of cleanliness and organization into symmetrical, spacious reality, she starts with a relaxed consultation to determine their organizational preferences. Then, over the course of three hours, Simmons will work hand in hand with you to sort out your abode. Noa can tackle the modern home's top trouble spots and clutter corners (closets, basements, attics, garages, panic rooms), but the service can also re-org your kitchen so that it runs as efficiently as a restaurant's, or sort the paper tornado in your home office into neat, fileable stacks. She can even pick up your children's action figures and arrange them according to who could beat up whom.
Sometimes a mess is made of more than just dirt, dust, and gerbils that have long gone feral squeaking helplessly under an avalanche of tax documents concealed by Mork and Mindy VHS cases, only half of which actually contain tapes. There's also the stress that comes with it—and a home that creates more stress than relaxation is no home at all. If your home is beginning to resemble that of the Collyer Brothers, to the point that you no longer remember where you laid your booby traps, let the staff of Noa Noa Design Solutions turn your chaos heap back into livable space with today's Groupon.
Reviews
Past clients sing the praises of Noa Noa Design Solutions. Here's what they are saying in online testimonials:
- In less than a day, Noa managed to turn my disastrous office space into a clean, open and welcoming room without making me climb the walls. – Yifat Cohen
- Noa is a complete joy to work with and her eye is impeccable. – Matthew Simmons
- I cannot express my gratitude enough. I now have an amazing space that anyone would envy. It's right out of a magazine. – Theresa Misenti
Feng Shui for First Timers
If you're nervous about relinquishing your furniture arrangement to the professionals at Noa Noa, you can always be your own interior decorator by embracing the ancient arrangement art of feng shui, roughly translated as "furniture Tetris." Consider arranging your living space according to these tried-and-true tenets:
- Properly aligned feng shui will help you direct the flow of chi through your living space, as well as creating disorienting obstacle mazes to take your roommate's cat down a peg.
- If you find the sight of your furniture leaves you uninspired, try rearranging it into a swear word.
- Potted plants are breeding grounds for unwanted household pests such as nightcrawlers, pillbugs, and fresh tomatoes. Maintain the balance of interior to exterior using other naturally occurring elements, such as jagged outcroppings, vacuum-sealed bags of swamp water, or a litter of baby tornadoes.
- Switching to bunk beds will do nothing for the flow of energy through your bedroom, although it will do everything for your love life.
- As with all things, say no to drugs, with the exception of feng shui awareness-enhancing drugs such as Alignysil, Decorall, and off-brand "Chi Poppers."
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