Sushi originated as underwater tumbleweeds that gathered seaweed and fresh fish as they rolled forebodingly between dueling mermen. Relive this subaqueous showdown with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of sushi and assorted Asian fare at Imperia.
The head sushi chef at Imperia emblazons an upscale Japanese menu with personal flair that amassed seven Austin Chronicle reader accolades from 2008 to 2009. End a jowl-quiveringly intense staring contest with house edamame bedecked with lemon essence ($4.95) or skewers of sea bass kushiyaki served with peanut sauce ($12.95). Nigiri and sashimi rice satchels can be stuffed with schools of baby yellowtail ($10 for three; $16 for five), and the 4138 roll caps a tempura shrimp roll with tuna and salmon ($14.95). Inside the stylish urban lounge, pendant lights illuminate a serpentine marble bar winding past Asian décor, where omakase meals, creatively orchestrated by the chef, can also be ordered and catapulted into awaiting mouths ($49.95 for three courses).
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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