Houston Massage Clinic
Houston Massage Clinic's licensed massage therapist, Dick Juby, obliterates tension and extracts stress from achy bone movers by treating clients with 60-minute massages. After arriving at appointments, guests chat with Juby, cluing him in to such pertinent information as specific muscular discomforts, desired massage modalities, and favorite pharaoh of the Eighteenth Dynasty. Massagees can choose from a range of modalities to feel the soothing strokes of deep-tissue, sports, Swedish, and pregnancy massages. After 45 minutes of massaging, Juby drapes guests in warm towels, further unkinking high-strung muscles and melting incriminating snowmen lip marks.