After a consultation with a scissor-handed stylist, your Heavyweight haircut will kick off with a relaxing shampoo. As your stylist snips, shaves, and shears, direct your attention toward the many flat-screen TVs showing all the day’s top sports and a few of its bottom ones, such as the World’s Slowest Man tournament. After the follicular wreckage is cleared with a second round of shampoo and a rinse, your stylist will initiate a scalp massage before arranging head-strands to your specifications. If you opt to receive the 90-minute Swedish massage, one of Knockouts' talented team members will use gentle but firm-pressured kneads and long connective strokes to improve circulation, ease muscle aches, and dissolve stress as swiftly as water does powdered Gatorade.
