The knowing guides at SpeedBoat Tours plant patrons behind the wheels of slick water steeds for 90-minute guided and narrated tours along Miami’s scenic coast. After learning basics functions and French vocab words in a brief tutorial, duos or foursomes board their safe, easy-to-drive mini boats to explore the surly seas. Cruisers witness the glitz and glam of millionaire’s row, where expensive roosts and celebrity homes shine from the coast as if wrapped in golden toilet paper. Water caravans also catch glimpses of the Miami skyline and several historic landmarks plus local wildlife that may include dolphins, manatees, and pelicans. Pack-leading guides continuously point tours to their next destination via radio, hand signals, and reliance on the boat’s muscle memory.