The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream. Crown yourself as creamery king with today's Groupon. For $2, you get an 8-ounce junior cup of ice cream at Wall's Old-Fashioned Ice Cream in South Miami. There is no limit on the quantity purchased. Pick up enough to take the whole family, city council, or knitting circle out for a dairy dinner. Kids standing less than 3 feet get a free ice cream cone, so start feeding your 4-footers less water and more salt to induce shrinking.
