Captain Jacks pours a plethora of liquors and cocktails in a comfortable nautical-themed environment. During the liquor tasting, parched patrons receive a flight of four samples of their choice of scotch, vodka, rum, or bourbon, after which they choose a favorite based on taste, color, or flammability. The bartender blends the lucky liquor into one of several cocktails—such as the Corpse Reviver or the Scorpion—and serves it alongside a steaming, gooey 12-inch pizza. Captain Jacks is headquarters for the American Outlaws U.S. Men's Soccer Support Organization, attracting a multitude of fervent fans and bestowing the bar with boisterous ballyhoo and unparalleled people-watching. Convenient paid parking resides above the building for bar-goers that feel secure knowing their cars can be reached by ejector barstool.