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Herbie's Car Wash relieves roadsters of filthy frames and muddy fenders with shine-sprucing car washes. Submit an unkempt sedan, SUV, or recreational moon rover to an automatic, touchless The Works wash, which begins by treating cruisers to a two-step presoak system that rids rides of easy-to-remove grime. Next, undercarriages are washed, and car exteriors undergo a spot-free rinse that rids sleek sports cars and dalmatian-painted station wagons of spot-imitating gunk. Hoods, bumpers, trunks, side mirrors, and windows are then scrubbed and rendered dirt-free. Next, surfaces are spruced with Simoniz triple-foam polish, and paint jobs are layered with Simoniz double-bond protectant, which guards against water spots, salt residue, and hurled ice-cream cones. To finish up each car-pampering procedure, vehicles are hand dried before being returned to their proud surrogate parents.