Spines are fickle beasts, easily irked by day-to-day situations such as slouching over a keyboard or being stepped on by a rhinoceros. Put an out-of-whack support beam back in whack with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a wellness package at Active Life Wellness and Health Care Center (a $420 total value). The package includes:

• A stress analysis including postural and functional evaluation (a $225 value)
• X-rays (a $115 value)
• A one-hour therapeutic massage (an $80 value)

For more than 20 years, Active Life's team of chiropractors, fitness trainers, and massage therapists have enhanced clients' well-being through integrative physical medicine. Therapists begin restoring inner frameworks by first conducting a postural and functional evaluation, looking for imbalances in alignment such as uneven legs or an elbow on a shoulder. Combining these findings with an analysis of x-rays, specialists identify patients' sources of physical stress. Muscle molders then tailor a one-hour therapeutic massage to each client, which may include direct and indirect bodywork to help patients overcome aches, stiffness, and other issues borne of structural imbalance. Further benefits of the massage may include increased circulation, improved mobility, and a relaxed state akin to lounging on a bed of completed tax returns. For an additional $15, Groupon customers may also get a nutritional consultation. Groupon customers may also get a biomeridian analysis (a $120 value) for an additional $15.