Cellulite can make it difficult to slip into a pair of skinny jeans or a party that's only accessible by circus cannon. Fortify your aerodynamism with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one body-contouring cellulite treatment at Advanced Liposuction Center (a $600 value). This offer is valid at 10 locations.

The adept techs at Advanced Liposuction Center, sister company to Body Beautiful Laser Medi-Spa, blast away at unwanted fatty tissue using FDA-approved technology. Relax on the treatment table as the practitioner guides the noninvasive handpiece across trouble spots such as the belly, thighs, or rear, its light and radio energies penetrating deep into the dermis. This energy melts adipose cells like pats of butter marooned in Death Valley, and a gentle vacuum and massage feature irons out cellulite bumps and tightens flesh. While Advanced Liposuction Center advises that at least four treatments are typically required to acquire desired results, improvements can be seen in as little as one session.