Like the fresh lumber that will one day become a child’s toy, most faces need a good sanding before they’re smooth enough to nuzzle. Create a cuddle-worthy surface with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a microdermabrasion facial treatment at Aesthetic Medicine – Dr. Darm in Tigard (a $100 value).
Doctor Jerry Darm enhances the appearance of clients’ visages using professional-strength aesthetic medicine and traditional, spa-like skin treatments. During microdermabrasion, a slough-savvy staffer gently buffs away dry and dead skin cells from the epidermis’s superficial layer, revealing a natural radiance to rival even the most bioluminescent glowworm. The 30-minute treatment also includes a thorough cleanse and application of moisturizer to protect fresh new skin from the elements. Upon request, the doctor will perform a free consult to discuss other products and treatments available based on readings from the client's dream journal. Aesthetic Medicine will also host a charity bowling event on February 18th from 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. at Grand Central Bowl.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: As Seen on TV Inventions
Any inventor can create a life-changing product that would transform the very nature of reality on this planet—if people only knew about it. The best inventions are, by definition, the ones important enough to appear on the most important invention of all: television. Here are just a few new-and-improved examples:
• Easy-to-carry bucket to store and protect cell phone
• The Tender Touch® egg hammer
• The Boo-gie: a microfleece ghost costume with convenient eye holes for lounging around the house on a chilly Halloween
• PawPals Pet Hooks
• A public-domain jukebox—for your car?
• Bay-B-Crate™
• The Am-I-Dreaming? skin-pinching claw
• The Vegetable Stopper!
• Phone number that rids you of unwanted money
• The None-of-Your-Fizzness© soda flattener
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