Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon.
$49 for a 2.5-Hour Memorial Day Weekend Comedy Cruise for Two ($99 Value)
Choose from the following dates: Friday, May 24; Saturday, May 25; or Sunday, May 26. Boarding begins at 7 p.m., and the boat departs at 7:30 p.m. The cruise along the Saint Croix River includes the entertainment of nationally renowned comedian Tim Cavanagh. The boat will return at 10 p.m. There will be a cash bar and concessions available for purchase.
Afton-Hudson Cruise Lines
Crisp air, stunning foliage, and on-deck entertainment: these are just a few of the amenities that can be enjoyed from onboard Afton-Hudson Cruise Lines’ fleet. Guests leisurely cruise down the St. Croix River on the Grand Duchess, Afton Princess, or Sweet Afton, dining from a buffet prepared by the Afton House Inn restaurant. Excursions carry a variety of themes, from comedy dinner cruises with sets by standup comedians to Treasure Island Casino tours with sets from standup Long John Silvers. Vessels may also be rented to accommodate private events and occasions.