$49 for a 2.5-Hour Weekend Comedy Cruise for Two on May 24, 25, or 26 from Afton-Hudson Cruise Lines ($99 Value)

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$49 for a 2.5-Hour Memorial Day Weekend Comedy Cruise for Two ($99 Value)

Choose from the following dates: Friday, May 24; Saturday, May 25; or Sunday, May 26. Boarding begins at 7 p.m., and the boat departs at 7:30 p.m. The cruise along the Saint Croix River includes the entertainment of nationally renowned comedian Tim Cavanagh. The boat will return at 10 p.m. There will be a cash bar and concessions available for purchase.

Afton-Hudson Cruise Lines

Crisp air, stunning foliage, and on-deck entertainment: these are just a few of the amenities that can be enjoyed from onboard Afton-Hudson Cruise Lines’ fleet. Guests leisurely cruise down the St. Croix River on the Grand Duchess, Afton Princess, or Sweet Afton, dining from a buffet prepared by the Afton House Inn restaurant. Excursions carry a variety of themes, from comedy dinner cruises with sets by standup comedians to Treasure Island Casino tours with sets from standup Long John Silver. Vessels may also be rented to accommodate private events and occasions.

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    May 24 Cruise:

    3291 Saint Croix Trail South

    Afton, Minnesota 55001


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  2. B

    May 25 and 26 Cruises:

    500 1st St.

    Hudson, Wisconsin 54016


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In a Nutshell

A 2.5-hour cruise along the Saint Croix River on Memorial Day weekend hosts entertainment from comedian Tim Cavanagh

The Fine Print

Expires May 26th, 2013. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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