The nuclear family, unlike the family powered by teamwork, spends its free time spinning around the same giant reactor. Reenergize your amusement with today's Groupon to Arena Softball in Roseville. Choose between the following two options:

• For $10, you an afternoon batting package (up to a $24 total value), which includes:
  • Six batting-cage tokens (a $12 value)
  • Two large sodas (a $5 value)
  • Choice of two hot dogs (a $5 value) or two pizza slices (a $7 value)

• For $99, you get a birthday-party package for 18 people (a $210 value), which includes:
  • 50 minutes of game time with an umpire (a $175 value)
  • Food package with two large pizzas and two 2-liter bottles of soda (a $35 value)

Arena Softball brings peers together with fun, skill-building activities in an all-inclusive atmosphere. Step inside an Arena batting cage and test your prowess against the sneaky pitches of the automated pitching machine, known for its ability to change pitch speeds, ball height and trajectory, and faking muscle cramps. The open batting cage, netted only for the first 10 feet out, allows batters to view each hit's flight path. Sluggers settle post-cage hunger disputes with two savory hot dogs or two slices of pizza, with a contracted bonus of two large sodas and unlimited gulps of air.

Give battered piñatas a rest this year by celebrating birthdays with an Arena Softball party. As 18 party-goers engage in a 50-minute indoor softball game, an Arena umpire fairly, yet sternly, judges every pitch, swing, and outfield kickline. A post-game meal of dual large pizzas and 2-liter soda bottles replenish lost calories before post-party gloating or waterworks.