The connection between mind and body is easily endangered by late-night Cartesian anxieties and careless spinal electricians. Repair your wiring holistically with today’s Groupon to Balanced Health. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $100 value).
- For $95, you get two 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $200 value).
Balanced Health’s team of benevolent manipulators spreads its skills across several massage modalities—including deep-tissue, sports, Swedish, prenatal, oncology, and shiatsu —to release tension and rehabilitate stress-induced injuries. The hands of an experienced therapist glide across backs like a swan ice-skating across a pond, drawing stress away with every stroke. Opt for a Swedish massage to bask in firm, measured pressure that unfurls knotted tissues and refolds them into origami kittens that paw lovingly at muscles long after the hour ends. Alternatively, a therapeutic sports session stretches soft tissue and outfits joints with factory-fresh pairs of Air Jordans.
All massages take place on private, thickly padded tables with comfy fleece covers, warming pads, and soothing creams to facilitate the mind-body peacemaking process.