Whereas ice cream is a byproduct of milk, which is milked from cows, sprinkles are a byproduct of dreams, which are milked from fairies. Relish dessert-farm delicacies with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of cones, shakes, and sundaes at Bits & Pieces Premium Ice Cream & Desserts in Boonville.

The ambrosial architects at Bits & Pieces Premium Ice Cream & Desserts squelch the cries of sugar-craving sweet teeth with a menu of fresh, homemade desserts. Rotating flavors of ice cream, such as oatmeal raisin, no-bake cookie, and apple crisp, stuff waffle cones in one- ($2.99) or two-scoop ($3.65) increments. Eager tongues lap up creamy milkshakes ($3.45 for 16-ounce) or malts ($3.70 for 16-ounce), and bananas cower from taste buds and mouth ghosts under the banana split's double topping of frozen dairy ($3.75). Like a batch of edible diamonds but less common, specialty sundaes, available in Rockin' Reese, Awesome Oreo, or Butterfinger Blast ($4), keep tooth caves sparkling with saccharine delights. Encouraging customer ingenuity, the innovative proprietors at Bits & Pieces welcome flavor suggestions and have fabricated an array of creative concoctions from jalapeño chocolate to green tea.