Though rubber-banding a photograph to a roly-poly super ball increases its utility, its picture quality plummets after playing just a few rounds of fetch. Put a photo in a durable place with today's Groupon: for $45, you get one 16"x20"x1.5" gallery-wrapped canvas from Canvas on Demand (a $126.95 value). Shipping and handling are included with the cost of this Groupon.
A wrapped canvas is a professional photorealistic reproduction printed on textured artist canvas and gallery wrapped around a sturdy 1.5-inch edge. Upload your desired image and pass it off to Canvas on Demand's image touch-up experts. They'll make complimentary fixes, such as improving sharpness, balancing and enhancing the color, fine-tuning contrast, and removing suspiciously red eyes, before reproducing your image on a 16"x20" canvas. Customers can also opt to mail in traditional prints; Canvas on Demand's image magicians will make a high-resolution scan and return originals by mail—unless they're baby photos, which are returned via stork.
With a wrap-around canvas, your new art will have a colorful edge, and it won't need a frame. In one to three weeks from receipt of your initial submission, you'll have your gallery-canvas print in hand, ready to hang with pride above any lonely fireplace in need of a nonimaginary friend.
Customers living in California, North Carolina, Nevada, Kentucky, and Washington will pay an additional fee for sales tax.
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The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Planets
Identifying the planets of the solar system can be difficult, even with a telescope and several reference tattoos inspired by Roman mythology. What are some key indicators that will help you identify famous planets?
Is the planet a red planet? The planet is most likely Mars, best known by its nickname, The Planet Most Often Referred to as "The Red Planet." Mars is also identifiable by its unusual structures, including a mountain shaped like a human face, thousands of craters shaped like dinosaur footprints, and a looping canyon that seems to spell "No signs of life, sorry" in cursive.
Is the planet encircled by beautiful rings? This planet is most likely Jupiter. After being struck by an asteroid the size of the Pacific Ocean, much of Jupiter's fertile landmass entered its atmosphere as debris but was retained as a ring by its powerful gravity. Today, this ring protects Jupiter from solar radiation and many of our daily test missiles.
Is it the planet you're currently standing on? This planet is most likely Earth. If you definitely know this not to be the case, please contact the government of Earth immediately with a handwritten letter of surrender in Earth's official language—artfully arranged bars of gold to serve as paperweights on blueprints for cool laser guns.
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