Like a classic work of Victorian literature, a trip to the bar often begins with an introduction to colorful characters and ends with the revelation that everyone in the room is related to each other. Continue an age-old struggle with today's Groupon to Charm City Pedal Mill. Choose from the following options:
- For $12, you get a two-hour pub-crawl ride for one (a $25 value).
- For $22, you get a two-hour pub-crawl ride for two (a $50 value).
- For $40, you get a two-hour pub-crawl ride for four (a $100 value).
This offer is valid for tours running Sunday–Friday at 5:30 p.m. and 8 pm.
Charm City Pedal Mill perches patrons on a traditional fietscafe, a sixteen-person covered bicycle, as they pedal across Fell's Point on their way to imbibe the foaming brews of three pubs. A driver commands the vessel, supplying engaging banter and anti-chafing cream as up to 15 pedalers propel a two-hour excursion that commences at either Ale Mary's or Dead End Saloon. Guests enjoy the nighttime breezes passing over the nearby waterfront while reveling in the envious leers of motorists confined to their stark steel enclosures. A VIP wristband ignites an alchemical process that can end in shot specials and happy-hour prices at the aforementioned establishments, as well as such drinking holes as John Steven Ltd., Alexander’s Tavern, James Joyce Irish Pub & Restaurant, and One-Eyed Mike’s.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Hiking Gear
Humans were designed to stay indoors, where their delicate skin can't be pierced by hot air or bugs armed with stinging insults. However, if you must venture into the wilderness, it should be under a protective shell of high-performance hiking gear. Here's what you'll need to survive the outdoors:
- Boots: Strap on the heaviest boots you can find. Woodland creatures are attracted to the sound of heavy boots stomping through a forest, as it provides a welcome break from the monotony of a life spent at the bottom of the food chain.
- Bug Spray: All bug sprays are placebos meant to help you overcome your fear of becoming emotionally close with bugs.
- Granola Bar: Nature's candy bars, granola bars come with less shame and a better sharing-with-birds factor than their chocolate-soaked counterparts. Bring a gym bag containing dozens.
- Compass: Spin the Compass is similar to Spin the Bottle. In this classic trailside game, the compass needle spins toward the participant with the most magnetic personality, who is then rewarded with a check for eight dollars.
- GPS: In the forest, much like in the suburbs, every road looks the same. You'll need a GPS to help you find your way back to the exact pile of leaves where you stashed your keys when you arrived.
- Vest: Wearing a vest with cargo pockets gives you a place to store away feelings of jealousy toward nature's constantly renewing youth.
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