In addition to providing people with compelling stories and photography, newspapers supply the raw materials to piece together ransom notes demanding more newspaper subscriptions. Demand to be informed with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a two-year home-delivery subscription to the Sunday edition of the Chicago Tribune (up to a $207 value). Today's deal is not valid for renewals, and is good for a minimum of 104 weeks.
The Chicago Tribune—one of the nation's oldest and largest daily newspapers—keeps readers in the know with its award-winning coverage of news, sports, and entertainment. Instead of gathering news scraps from carrier pigeons, info seekers can immerse themselves in the Tribune's investigative reporting, which nabbed a Pulitzer in 2008, before exploring the paper's online communities on Facebook and Twitter. Entertainment coverage gives page-turners a glimpse of upcoming festivals and concerts, and sports articles let them know who scored the most goals, rushed the most yards, and slam-dunked the most watermelons. On Sundays, subscribers can sink their teeth into a thick sandwich of classifieds filled with garage-sale details and legal notices, exercise their minds with crosswords and sudoku puzzles, or clip coupons to tone their thumb muscles. Sunday's paper also showcases community opinions, job listings, and reviews of the city's most exciting finger-painting exhibitions.
Though the Chicago Tribune sometimes offers a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: Avoiding the Common Cold
Recently, the cattle disease Rinderpest was officially eradicated, making it only the second disease in history to be completely wiped out (the first was unhappiness). Unfortunately, greedy doctors are no closer to wiping out their noncurable cash cow: the common cold. Here's how you can avoid catching this all-too-common illness:
- Never associate with "common" folks, only the super rich, whose transplanted, computerized immune systems shield them from disease.
- Steer clear of drafty areas, such as wind tunnels and whistling competitions.
- Make your own vaccine by kissing as many sick people as you can.
- If you feel sick, you need plenty of water and rest, so hire someone trustworthy to continuously spray water on you while you sleep.
- Take vitamins. Specifically, take them from your neighbors, because there's only so much health to go around.
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