Pizza in a box represents the most effective placement of a circle within a square since NASA attempted to encase the moon in a giant ice cube. Enjoy edible geometric feats with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get one large pizza with up to 10 toppings (up to a $20 value) at Domino's Pizza, which has thousands of locations around the United States.* This Groupon is not valid in Alaska or Hawaii and cannot be used for orders placed over the phone or in stores; it expires on May 19.
Domino’s has been decorating dough canvases with flavorful sauces, an assortment of cheeses, and high-quality toppings that range from classic to unconventional since 1960. Domino’s dough is tossed daily and stretched by human hands, not by clumsy catapults and model airplanes flying in opposite directions. Treat friends to a tasteful feast by checking the online menu and crafting a custom masterpizza with Domino's wide range of ingredients.
Famished diners too starved to choose their own toppings can select from Domino’s American Legends, featuring signature flavors from across the land. Pizzas like the Pacific Veggie, Honolulu Hawaiian, or Wisconsin 6 Cheese impart all the delicious diversity of a road trip without the hassle of decoding an atlas.
This Groupon is valid for online carryout ordering only, and Domino's has a wacky system to redeem Groupons; after entering an email address on the special Groupon page, customers will be sent a unique website at which to redeem. Once a pizza is ordered, track it using Domino's Pizza Tracker, saving you the trouble of hiring yet another private investigator to shadow your food.
*Although individual locations sometimes feature discounted prices online, this Groupon, when used for its full $20 value, still offers the best deal available for a large pizza from Domino's.
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