Every year, the country's finest speakers flock to places such as Harvard and The United States' University to send forth our country's youth. Here are some quotations from our nation's most inspiring commencement speeches:

• "When I look out into this crowd, I have hope for our country. Before me stand some of the cleanest and most sedated youths I've ever seen, all of them with the thin, soft hand skin our country is known for."
  

• "And lastly, I urge you not to forget who you are. People who don't know themselves will end up on the run from the rogue CIA operative who stole their identity."
  

• "Your education has prepared you for the rest of your life, because the rest of your life will be a mess written overnight while on caffeine pills."
  

• "Don't listen to what people say. In my life, people never thought I would amount to much, but look at me now—I'm one of the loudest people in this room."