Muscles, like the tails of sleeping cats or levers labeled “drain ocean,” were never meant to be pulled. Reverse the damage with today's Groupon to ERoma Skin Care and Day Spa in El Cajon. Choose between the following options:

• For $30, you get a 60-minute "Eromatherapy" or pregnancy massage (a $65 value).
• For $45, you get a 90-minute full-body relaxation massage (a $90 value).

ERoma Skin Care and Day Spa's massage artists disarm muscular discomfort during kneading sessions that call upon the senses with soothing oils and delicate fragrances. Harnessing the circular strokes and gentle taps of Swedish massage techniques, the Eromatherapy massage applies pressure to coax out pain and stiffness as noses revel in the smell of scented oils. Gentle music filters across the private rooms, which have low lighting to soothe eyes and simulate the effect of a kite flying in front of the sun. Women lie on their back or side in the calming rooms as the spa's pregnancy massage dissolves childbearing aches on areas specified by the client. The 90-minute full-body relaxation massage relieves tension across the whole corpus, improving circulation and reducing inflammation with soothing touches. Groupon buyers can upgrade to any of the spa's other massages for a few extra dollars or a ritual sacrifice of four tubes of Bengay.