Trampolines are best experienced indoors to prevent bouncers from attracting the attention of the man-eating sparrows nesting on their neighbor’s roof. Bounce within four walls of safety with today's Groupon: for $10, you get two hours of open-jump time at FLIPnOUT in North Las Vegas (a $20 value).
Across its more than 10,000 square feet of interconnected trampolines and inflatable bouncers, FLIPnOUT hosts bounding amusement for jumpers of all ages. With two hours of open-jump time, in-flight individuals can explore every crevasse of the bowl-shaped arena, a brightly colored grid that emulates the experience of jumping on the recently tie-dyed moon. Somersault onto walls of trampolines to experience diagonal trajectories, or investigate extra dimensions as you play dodge ball or volleyball. Patrons can also whiz down the inflatable slide and reenact past lives as Boggle dice on inflatable bouncers. Retire to the arcade afterward for strictly grounded amusement, or visit the food court to quell the hungers of voracious vertical bounders.
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The Groupon Guide to: Avoiding the Common Cold
Recently, the cattle disease Rinderpest was officially eradicated, making it only the second disease in history to be completely wiped out (the first was unhappiness). Unfortunately, greedy doctors are no closer to wiping out their noncurable cash cow: the common cold. Here's how you can avoid catching this all-too-common illness:
- Never associate with "common" folks, only the super rich, whose transplanted, computerized immune systems shield them from disease.
- Steer clear of drafty areas, such as wind tunnels and whistling competitions.
- Make your own vaccine by kissing as many sick people as you can.
- If you feel sick, you need plenty of water and rest, so hire someone trustworthy to continuously spray water on you while you sleep.
- Take vitamins. Specifically, take them from your neighbors, because there's only so much health to go around.
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