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Southern Women's Show – The Park Expo and Conference Center

$9 for Two Tickets to the Southern Women’s Show (Up to $18 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Makeup tutorials, runway fashion shows, gourmet eats, workshops & celebrity guest appearances

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Women typically have a longer life expectancy than men due to genetics, the presence of estrogen, and the ability to birth a personal bodyguard. Embrace the benefits of womanhood with today’s Groupon: for $9, you get two tickets to the Southern Women’s Show at The Park Expo and Conference Center from September 15–18 (up to an $18 value).

The Southern Women’s Show busies gals during a three-day exhibition of makeup tips, gourmet treats, shopping, and live events that include runway fashion shows, cooking classes, and lectures from empowering females. Learn how to look effortlessly chic during French Skin Care Secrets Revealed! or drop in on a workshop titled Last Knitter Standing to learn to crochet a hat for a cow that keeps getting its head cold by lying down in the snow with its hooves in the air to grab clouds. During a series of celebrity appearances, NBC’s Today Show correspondent Jenna Bush Hager discusses her latest literary release and emerging country star Hunter Hayes receives an award for Only Male Invited.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Getting Over a Cold and a Breakup While Standing Trial for a Crime You Did Not Commit

Bad things come in threes. Here's how to overcome a common trifecta of terribleness:

• Get plenty of rest and mull over why your ex suddenly decided to ruin your life—but not in the courtroom, where putting your head down to sleep or cry will come off as guilt.

• Keep a journal to record your surreal, NyQuil-addled nightmares and your heartfelt breakup poetry. Then burn the notebook in a metal trashcan to prevent prosecutors from gaining insight into your psyche.

• Start seeing other people, including a doctor if symptoms persist for more than a week. Now it's time for another breakup—dump your lawyer, buy a wardrobe of “No Fear” T-shirts to signal your lack of fear to jury members, and represent yourself for the rest of your trial.

• Enjoy a brief backslide by sending a desperate love letter to your ex and throwing up on your judge.

• Finish your course of antibiotics, then get closure by calling your ex as a witness—on the night of your supposed crime, you two were busy doing only the things that you wanted to do, just like always… Maybe the breakup was both of your faults? You can now date the most attractive jury member.

How can you get over a cold, a broken heart, and a coldhearted DA?

Southern Women's Show

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    The Park Expo and Conference Center

    2500 E Independence Blvd.
    Charlotte, North Carolina 28205
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