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Green Bay Botanical Garden – Green Bay

$20 for Botanical Garden Membership ($40 Value)

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Highlights

  • Free, unlimited family admission
  • 47 acres of native plants, gardens, & natural areas
  • Access to members-only events

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jun 7, 2011
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate membership by 6/7/11, membership expires 1 year from activation date. New members only, or those that have not been members for past 2 years.
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Because plants are jealous of our ability to live indoors, they attempt to infiltrate our finest mansions and universities by slowly climbing stony façades. Visit a place built specifically to contain these floral strivers with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a basic annual membership to Green Bay Botanical Garden (a $40 value). With this deal, family members living in the same household get unlimited admission to the gardens for one year, invitations to members-only events, and tons of other great benefits. Hurry to redeem this Groupon for membership, since it expires in two months.

Nestled amid 47 acres, Green Bay Botanical Garden pays homage to its preservationist past by showcasing an environment rich with flora native to the Upper Midwest. The strolling-inclined will never tire of the lush layout, boasting 44 points of interest, including winding walking trails, fountains, centaur vantage points, and more. From the Schierl Wellhouse, visitors can view a remnant of the center’s ancestral orchard, as well as a manicured patchwork of herbs and annuals in eye-popping patterns.

Other highlights include the Agnes Schneider Terrace, a patriotic planting of American perennials; the Gertrude B. Nielsen Children’s Garden, a whimsy-strewn imagination zone; and the Stumpf Belvedere, a picturesque Grecian-style gazebo known for its romantic surroundings, celestial ceiling cut-outs, and arrogant, yet soft-hearted English butler.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Petting a Cat

Petting a cat is a complex, multistage process—any minor deviation from this precise ordering may result in scratching, "spraying," or the spontaneous genetic devolution of your noble cat back into a lowly ferret. Memorize these steps before even thinking of laying a paw on your pet:

Always Go with the Grain: Petting against the natural contours of your cat's fur can cause his coat to fly off, leaving you with a deeply perturbed feline skeleton who will have trouble trusting you in the future or posing for non-Halloween-related family photos.

Avoid Sensitive Areas: On cats, these include the eyes, inner nostrils, and constantly rotating zones of off-limits fur patches that are impossible to track without checking out his daily RSS feed.

Make Soothing Noises: Your cat will most likely not acknowledge its given name, but feline linguists have determined that the most comforting words you can coo to your cat are "shunk," "grate" (but not "great"), and family-breakfast chain "Perkins."

When in Doubt: Dress your cat like a baby. The cat will find itself so frighteningly humanlike that it will ask to be petted to resolve burgeoning identity issues.

Can you make your cat happier by dressing it like a baby?

Green Bay Botanical Garden

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    Green Bay

    2600 Larsen Rd.
    Green Bay, Wisconsin 54304
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