Spooky is the most neglected of the five basic human emotions: spooky, joy, sorrow, grouchy, and wet. Get horror glands pumping with today’s Groupon to Hanna Haunted Acres. Choose between the following options:
For $19, you get a six-attraction haunted amusement park fast pass valid Sunday–Thursday (a $40 value).
For $27, you get a six-attraction haunted amusement park fast pass valid Friday–Saturday (a $40 value).
Hanna's Haunted Acres gets spines shivering and blood curdling with six fright-filled attractions. Fast-pass possessors can feel like Dracula at a Transylvanian nightclub as they are ushered to the front of the line for VIP access to a trio of haunted houses including Phantazmagoria, a traditionally styled haunted house, Carnevil, a circus-themed attraction ruled by heinous harlequins, and Medical Malpractice, a new to 2011 attraction inviting guests to experience the horrors of the hospital billing bureaucracy. Occult aficionados can view the darker side of agricultural production as they attempt to extricate themselves from the 6-acre Scarecrow’s Revenge Corn Maze or take a trip on the Hanna Haunted Hayride into a foul forest filled with witches, werewolves, and chainsaw-wielding maniacs. Finally, mischievous imps can give friends a shot of adrenaline or humiliate faint-hearted frenemies with a trip through Black Out Haunted House, a devilish dwelling that ensconces explorers in complete darkness to realistically recreate the feeling of a literal death by chocolate.
Hanna Haunted Acres
The staff at Hanna Haunted Acres knows that there's no such thing as a one-size-fits-all nightmare. That's why they've curated a lineup of six different haunts, each with their own spine-tingly style. Four different haunted houses prey on deep-set childhood fears, including the Carnevil haunted house––a twisted, circus-themed fright, perfect for murderous clowns who are tired of blind dates. Other attractions include haunted hayrides around the farm and a twisty corn maze designed by a vengeful scarecrow. Those whose greatest fears including standing in line can skip straight to the screaming with a VIP pass, while snacks and mugs of steaming hot chocolate keep patient patrons warm between haunts.