Like fairies, hamburgers are famously difficult to photograph because they can take thousands of forms and wear a variety of sauces. Catch them in a different way with today's Groupon to Indulge Burgers in Scottsdale. Choose between the following options:
For $59, you get a date night for four people (up to a $125.98 total value) that includes the following:
- Two appetizers (up to an $8.99 value each)
- Four entrees (up to a $17.25 value each)
- One bottle of wine (up to a $39 value)
For $15, you get $30 worth of anything on the menu. Burgers range from $9.50 to $14.
Indulge Burgers ’endlessly customizable menu yields thousands of possible burger combinations. Quartets start dinner conversations or free-style rap battles over a bottle of wine and appetizers such as fresh sweet-potato fries and spicy buffalo wings. After selecting from antibiotic-free, hormone-free, naturally fed beef, turkey, grilled chicken-breast, salmon, or veggie burgers, noshers tummy tailor their own two-thirds-pound burger with a full arsenal of 10 cheeses, 20 sauces, and 24 distinct toppings.
Diners can finally taste that gruyere turkey burger on a wheat bun with roasted peppers, pineapple, boiled-egg slices, carrot strings, and cranberry chutney smothered in honey mustard that haunts every human's dreams during harvest moons. The overwhelmed or the indecisive can skip the stress of choosing by getting one of Indulge Burgers' signature burger concoctions, such as the cheese-stuffed Vesuvius Volcanic, cooked medium well to ensure it buries your inner Pompeii under delicious lava flows of cheese.
Beyond the hallowed art of burgercraft, Indulge Burgers offers a full menu of salads, sandwiches, and breakfasts, such as the lobster benedict, which marries poached eggs with lobster meat under a floral canopy of hollandaise sauce, as well as a build-your-own omelet chart. Patrons tear through patties and buns in Indulge Burgers' sleek, softly lit dining room or outside on the patio, where intricately topped burgers elicit uncontrollable drooling from passersby and patiently waiting neighbors.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Mind vs. Body
Dualists such as René Descartes know that the mind and the body are separate entities. Here's a guide to determining which of these feuding halves you should turn to in a crisis:
The Situation: You need to cram all night for an important endocrinology exam.
Use Your Mind or Your Body? Your body. Spend the night tattooing the endocrine system's relevant diseases and secretions onto your upper torso, but leave enough room to tattoo the Constitution in case you decide to become a Supreme Court justice instead.
The Situation: One of Robert Frost's notebooks is trapped under a burning Chrysler LeBaron.
Use Your Mind or Your Body? Your mind. Refusing to lift the car off the notebook yourself will show the impotence of poetry.
The Situation: A bully kicks sand in your face.
Use Your Mind or Your Body? Neither. Instead of using your body to fight back or your mind to conjure up a clever retort, harness your sense of shame to detach your body's molecules from each other and dissipate into the ether.
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