The second law of thermodynamics and the first law of Nelly lyrics hold that ambient heat and clothing have an inverse relationship. Disturb the natural order with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of women's apparel and accessories at Jupe Boutique on East Carson Street.

Jupe Boutique swathes fashion-forward ladies in dashing dresses, chic blouses, and affordable accessories from a handpicked stock of sought-after designer duds. Modish tops, jeans, handbags, jewelry, and shoes beg discerning fashionistas to adopt them and give them a loving home complete with flesh façade. Clothe torsos in a flowing Ditsy print racerback tank ($34), or give shoulders a worthy hug with the versatile oversized pocket tee ($34). Fingers take stylish cover from the fashion five-o under a textured shield ring ($14) or double-finger snake ring ($16), and warmth-granting accessories such as the red Ombre scarf spice up dark-colored outfits ($22). Indecisive customers can consult Jupe's savvy staff of garment gurus to create the perfect outfit for all seasons, styles, and Ouija-board forecasts.