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Most people’s first apartments had floors lined with raw oatmeal, a re-purposed Twister mat for a bed, and a showerhead that intermittently drizzled viscous, jet-black fluid and liquid police sirens. Now that you have the pad of your dreams, pick up some pad padding with today's deal: for $49, you get your pick of $100 worth of home furnishings and decorations at Knickerbocker Gallery in Lebanon, just 40 minutes north of downtown Cincinnati on I-71.
Knickerbocker Gallery is a family-owned showroom whose copious inventory of furniture and home-decorating accessories has been used to furnish upscale home showcases such as Homearama. Empty space and wall safes containing rare sandwiches can be covered with framed prints ($49–$389) displaying such artful imagery as cups of espresso ($49), sun-dappled wine fields ($63), and reclining nudes of famous yetis (bidding starts at $500,000). Table lamps (starting at $29) and buffet lamps (starting at $59) will bring less spooky luminescence into any enclosure than a common candelabra. Fouled fowls and mud-wrestling squirrels, meanwhile, can wash up in an exquisite iron birdbath ($49). The Knickerbocker showroom also features a large variety of resplendent woodcraft dining room, office, and bedroom pieces.
Knickerbocker Gallery's friendly staff is dedicated to helping customers find finely crafted furniture that accents their home. Obtain better furniture than the IKEA box containing an unassembled nightstand that's currently serving as your nightstand with today's Groupon to Knickerbocker Gallery.
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Brassketball
Today's Groupon shares its name with the New York Knickerbockers, a professional basketballing team named after an antiquated men's fashion item. This, however, isn't the only time that hoops and the old-timey have overlapped. Here are some other examples:
- The Great Tesla vs. Edison Electric Dunk Competition
- Charlotte "Hornets" Bronte's sequel to Jane Eyre, The Eyre Up There.
- NBA Jam: The basketball-sponsored charity rutabaga jam to help farmers through hard winters
- President Roosevelt's "New Deal" includes the Globetrotter Provision, creating jobs for New York's show-boatingest ball hogs
- Scottie Pippen's Annual Foxhunt and St. Stovis Day Feastabout
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